目录：

• 1、【紧急】我与某外国人的聊天记录，帮忙翻译下...
• 2、幽默搞笑 聊天记录
• 3、和老外的聊天记录
• 4、你见过最搞笑的聊天记录是什么？
• 5、我和一个老外的聊天记录。老外最后还说了一句“It is ok”这代表什么意思

【紧急】我与某外国人的聊天记录，帮忙翻译下...

Hungryexoticluv :4:14pm Im Fucking bored. Come play with me pervert. 我他妈正无聊呢。变态，来陪我玩玩。

Hungryexoticluv :4:16pmso whats up you just watching *** lol.. What are they doing? Who is it? 嘿~怎么样？你刚刚在看 *** 。。。他们在干吗？是谁？

Hungryexoticluv :4:16pmI wanna go see Captain America 你想看美国队长（一部电影名称）？

You :4:17pm美女。。。我英语才考了84..别说了 O(∩_∩)O谢谢

Hungryexoticluv :4:17pmHave you searched the database yet? Lot of people in our area. 你还没找到资源么？我们这块很多人的。

You :4:17pm我真的看不懂。。。。

Hungryexoticluv :4:17pmyou must live close by? network system found you I live by the school 你应该住在附近吧？ *** 显示你在我住的学校附近。

You :4:18pm纳尼？

Hungryexoticluv :4:18pmhey, can you add my username to private chat ill show you some pics. 嘿~你能把我的用户名加入你的名单，这样我就能给你发写照片了。

什么意思啊？。。。

PS.跟老外聊天的那种 *** 上也有好多无聊的人，估计这是其中一个。

幽默搞笑 聊天记录

1 一个男人走到前台，只对我说了一句，“你先给我找个座。”

2 顾客冲进来直奔前台 ：“ *** ,给我来一个莫斯科鸡肉卷。”

我：“对不起,我们只有墨西哥和老北京的。”

顾客:“……那我要莫斯科的。”

我：……

3 中年妇女过来点餐：“给我一个麦当劳。”

我：“不好意思，我们这是肯德基。”

女：“哦！那给我来个肯德基。”

我：无语，掉头我就走了，实在不知道怎么跟她说了……

4 一名顾客走到前台。

顾客：“给我一个小碗。"

我：“啊？”

顾客指指菜单我才明白是要圣代。

我：“圣代是吧，您要什么口味啊?”

顾客：“苹果的。”

我：“啊？对不起从没卖过苹果的。”

顾客：“那个绿色的是什么？”

我：“哦，那是芦荟口味的。”

顾客：“芦荟？那不是花么！能吃么？”

我：“能！”

顾客：“算了，我从不瞎吃。我要咖啡味的吧。”

我：(茫然状)“对不起啊，也从没卖过咖啡味的。”

顾客：“那黑色的是什么？”

我：“那是巧克力的。”

顾客：“算了，巧克力太甜，我要那个红色的吧。是草莓的吧。”

我：(超级兴奋,可猜对一回。)“是，您要几个？”

顾客：“一个，不过我不吃芝麻，你把草莓籽都帮我挑出去。”

我:!@~#$%^**~!@#$%^*

5 一个老太太进来，态度非常和蔼的说：“姑娘，给我来一斤鸡翅。”

6 “我要两个田园汉堡，一个不放肉，另一个加两片肉……”

和老外的聊天记录

Jenny 说:

i am sorry, it is no electricity in our company just now.

david 说:

LOL OK

Jenny 说:

by the way, my friend Jocelyn would like to chat with you, would you mind if she add you in her Msn?

david 说:

OK

david 邀请您开始使用查看 *** 摄像机画面。您是要接受 (Alt+C) 还是拒绝 (Alt+D) 该邀请？

您接受了开始查看 *** 摄像机画面的邀请。

david 说:

SO WHY YOU LIVE ALONE

Jenny 说:

and she is adding your msn address now, pls let her pass with thanks.

david 说:

SHE HAS ADDED ME LOL

Jenny 说:

because I have to study myself ,

david 说:

OH

Jenny 说:

please say hello to my friend Jocelyn,

david 说:

IM CHATTING 2 HER

Jenny 说:

I am very happy you are chating with us now? Haha...

david 说:

LOL KOOL YOU CAN SEE ME SHE CANT LOL

Jenny 说:

I am answering the phone from my friend, pls wait for a moment,

Jenny 说:

It is ok, I am over the phone, let's talk..

david 说:

OK

david 说:

WHAT IS UR FRIENDS ASL PLZ

Jenny 说:

Have you had lunch yet?

david 说:

NO

david 说:

I EAT 2NIGHT

Jenny 说:

what does "ASL PLZ" mean?

david 说:

AGE SEX LOCATION

Jenny 说:

Ok, I advise my friend to answer your question.

david 说:

ILL HAVE CHINESE TAKE AWAY FOOD TONIGHT

david 说:

JENNY YOUR FRIEND IS NICE TO CHAT TO CAN YOU ASK HER IF SHE HAS A PHOTO PLZ

Jenny 说:

you look very tried now?

david 说:

LOL NO IM VERY AWAKE LOL

Jenny 说:

A photo of her? of course , you can ask her to send her photo to you directly

THANK YOU

david 说:

WHAT FOODS DO YOU LIKE

Jenny 说:

I like Chinese food

Jenny 说:

and you

david 说:

I LOVE CHINESE FOOD

david 说:

PIZZA I LIKE

david 说:

YOUR FRIEND NOT CHATTING

Jenny 说:

no, she is chatting with you now?

david 说:

SHE SHOW ME HER PHOTO NEXT TIME SHE SAID LOL

Jenny 说:

As we noted that PIZZA is very popular in China,

david 说:

YOUR FRIEND CANT SEE ME ON CAM SHE HAS OLD MSN

Jenny 说:

it is ok if she could show her photo's to you next time.

david 说:

YES

Jenny 说:

Yes, I have told her to download a new Msn now.

david 说:

OK LOL

Jenny 说:

I am very tired now. are you tired now?

david 说:

NOPE

david 说:

ITS ON *** 2.20PM HERE

Jenny 说:

oh , It is time for you to lunch now,

Jenny 说:

oh , It is time for you to have lunch now,

david 说:

NO I DONT EAT TILL 2NIGHT

Jenny 说:

Do you like Chinese girl? haha....

david 说:

YES

Jenny 说:

WHY HAHA LOL

david 说:

LOL YOUR FRIEND IS ASKING WHY I CAN SEE SHE HAS OLD MSN EXPLAIN 2 HER PLZ

Jenny 说:

If you like Chinese girl, so that I can introduce many Chinese girl to you

Jenny 说:

please kindly chat with my friend , I am so tired now, I have to take a rest for a while.

david 说:

OK BYEBYE

david 说:

HAS SHE GOT NEW MSN YET

Jenny 说:

OK, BYEBYE, SEE YOU NEXT TIME, AND HAVE A NICE WEEKENDS.

Jenny 说:

NOT YET, she doesn't get new msn now, she is trying on it now.

Jenny 说:

hi! are you online?

giorgos 说:

hi there

giorgos 说:

what r u up to?

Jenny 说:

not yet, it is night in China, what time is it in your country now?

gema 说:

how r u?

Jenny 说:

i am fine, thanks, and you? what time is it in your country now? now it is 8:48 in China.

gema 说:

fine

Jenny 说:

I am in the office now, and you

Jenny 说:

are you working now?

gema 说:

it is 2:48 in egypt night

gema 说:

no

Jenny 说:

now i am working in an international company as a business dept, and you?

gema 说:

i dont work now

Jenny 说:

Why? are you a student now

gema 说:

yes

Jenny 说:

how old are you?

gema 说:

20

Jenny 说:

what subject to you study now?

gema 说:

i study law

gema 说:

in ciro univiristy

Jenny 说:

It sound very great,

gema 说:

yes

gema 说:

and i love it

Jenny 说:

noted you love your subject , by the way, when will you come to China?

haha...

你见过最搞笑的聊天记录是什么？

就是男朋友跟女朋友，然后那个女生她说，哎呀，我现在好饿呀，然后那个男生他说那你下去吃饭吧，然后那个女生她说我不想动，然后那个男的说，那你睡吧，梦里啥都有。

我和一个老外的聊天记录。老外最后还说了一句“It is ok”这代表什么意思

就是一个简单老外聊天记录搞笑的回答老外聊天记录搞笑，类似于嗯老外聊天记录搞笑，好。你问老外聊天记录搞笑他打招呼老外聊天记录搞笑，他说他在工作，你说不好意思不知道，他说嗯之类的